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    <title>Zone 5 Sports</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:10:50 GMT</pubDate>
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    <itunes:subtitle>3 yards and a cloud of curse words.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:author>Jason Hoopman</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Three guys talking sports while boozin' it up! Oh yeah, there's always the chance of a THONG bet being placed. And it's always someone's Momma that did it. Don't miss the JACKHOLE of the Week AWARD!!</itunes:summary>
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      <description>We've been gone for a while, we're back!!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:11:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>We've been gone for a while, we're back!!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>New Show</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:36:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-18</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2007-03-22</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Show. On the fly!!!</itunes:summary>
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      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627138.gif" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy the show!!!

Check out this link, you will be entertained!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7087099771269561926&amp;q=bellows&amp;pl=tru
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      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:16:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>2837</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Enjoy the show!!!

Check out this link, you will be entertained!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7087099771269561926&amp;q=bellows&amp;pl=tru
</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hoop, Hanmer, and The Talking Walnut</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627139.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We apologize for the layoff!!

Topics today are a little random but bery entertaining!! 

Enjoy!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:40:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-17</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-06-03</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>3155</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We apologize for the layoff!!

Topics today are a little random but bery entertaining!! 

Enjoy!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hoop, Hammer, and The Talking Walnut</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627140.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thong Bets are a plenty!!

Today's topics:

NHL Playoffs:

NBA Playoffs:

Dakota Dowd:
Yep, we're pulling at the heart strings!

Kentucky Derby:
Hoop and Hammer are not really into the Horses, but what the hell, it is a big sporting event.

Earl/Tiger Woods:

Thong Bet:

JackHole of the Week:

Pump it? Or Dump it?

Click on play and ENJOY!!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 20:33:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-19</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-05-07</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
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      <itunes:duration>2824</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Thong Bets are a plenty!!

Today's topics:

NHL Playoffs:

NBA Playoffs:

Dakota Dowd:
Yep, we're pulling at the heart strings!

Kentucky Derby:
Hoop and Hammer are not really into the Horses, but what the hell, it is a big sporting event.

Earl/Tiger Woods:

Thong Bet:

JackHole of the Week:

Pump it? Or Dump it?

Click on play and ENJOY!!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hoop, Hammer, and The Talking Walnut</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627141.bmp" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Name/New Show/Good Times!! 

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week: 
Marti Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

Pump it? Or Dump it? 
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!

</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 15:13:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-10</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-05-01</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>3070</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Name/New Show/Good Times!! 

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week: 
Marti Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

Pump it? Or Dump it? 
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!

</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Hoop, Hammer, and The Talking Walnut</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627141.bmp" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week: 
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

Pump it? Or Dump it? 
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!

</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 02:10:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-05-01</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627141.bmp"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week: 
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

Pump it? Or Dump it? 
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!

</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Hoop, Hammer, and The Talking Walnut</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627141.bmp" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week:
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

Pump it? Or Dump it?
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!</description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-30T14_32_38-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-30T14_32_38-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:32:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-04-30</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627141.bmp"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week:
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

Pump it? Or Dump it?
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Hoop, Hammer, and The Talking Walnut Show</title>
      <description>New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week:
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

And Pump it? Or Dump it?
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!</description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-30T14_26_27-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-30T14_26_27-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:26:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-04-30</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week:
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

And Pump it? Or Dump it?
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!</itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Hoop, Hammer, and The Talking Walnut</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627141.bmp" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week:
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

And Pump it? Or Dump it?
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!</description>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-30T14_19_43-07_00</guid>
      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-30T14_19_43-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:19:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-04-30</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627141.bmp"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>New Name/New Show

Todays Topics:

A ton of NFL Talk, including the Draft.

NBA/Playoffs/Awards.

NHL Playoffs.

Thong Bet. 

Jackhole of the Week:
Marty Turrcoo, if that's how you spell it!!

And Pump it? Or Dump it?
The part of the show where Smig asks Hoop and Hammer if they would Pump it (Be For it), or Dump it (Be against it). 

Enjoy the SHOW!!!!</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #10 - Smig Hosting</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627142.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Welcome Smig to the show!! New format, check it out and let us know what you think?

We cover a ton of topics today and apologize if it's a little long. We'll cut it down for future shows, but what the hell, we were flowin', so back off!! 

Click on the spinning football and ENJOY! </description>
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      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-23T15_15_33-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 22:15:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-16</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-04-23</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/enclosure/2006-04-23T15_15_33-07_00.mp3" length="45369472"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627142.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>3115</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome Smig to the show!! New format, check it out and let us know what you think?

We cover a ton of topics today and apologize if it's a little long. We'll cut it down for future shows, but what the hell, we were flowin', so back off!! 

Click on the spinning football and ENJOY! </itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #9 - We conquer the racial divide!! </title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627143.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We actually recorded this after last weeks show, since we knew we wouldn't be available to do a show this Sunday. Like we usually do.

Topics Include:

The FX TV Show Black &amp; White:

Hoop &amp; Hammer solve the worlds racial divide:

Brett Favre:
Not sure how the hell he got in the discussion. 

Mexico becoming part of the USA:
Hammer is going to run for El Presidente of Meximerica, under the name of Hammer Vasquez. The campaigning begins now!!

Hopefully we don't offend anyone.
Click on the spinning football and ENJOY!! </description>
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      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-13T10_42_09-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2006 17:42:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-04-13</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627143.jpg"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We actually recorded this after last weeks show, since we knew we wouldn't be available to do a show this Sunday. Like we usually do.

Topics Include:

The FX TV Show Black &amp; White:

Hoop &amp; Hammer solve the worlds racial divide:

Brett Favre:
Not sure how the hell he got in the discussion. 

Mexico becoming part of the USA:
Hammer is going to run for El Presidente of Meximerica, under the name of Hammer Vasquez. The campaigning begins now!!

Hopefully we don't offend anyone.
Click on the spinning football and ENJOY!! </itunes:summary>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #8</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627144.bmp" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Duke Lacrosse, JACKHOLE'S in every sense of the word!!

Today's Topics:

NBA/Rasheed Wallace:

NFL/Yes Daunte again:

NCAA/B-ball/Hockey/Hobey Baker:

Duke!:

Piranahs Hockey:

Thong Bet:
Twins win one game of the series against Oakland!! 

JackHole:
Hello????? Of course it's Duke!!


</description>
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      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-04-09T13_59_41-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 20:59:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-16</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-04-09</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/enclosure/2006-04-09T13_59_41-07_00.mp3" length="27732096"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627144.bmp"/>
      <itunes:duration>1905</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Duke Lacrosse, JACKHOLE'S in every sense of the word!!

Today's Topics:

NBA/Rasheed Wallace:

NFL/Yes Daunte again:

NCAA/B-ball/Hockey/Hobey Baker:

Duke!:

Piranahs Hockey:

Thong Bet:
Twins win one game of the series against Oakland!! 

JackHole:
Hello????? Of course it's Duke!!


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      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #7</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627145.bmp" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hammer absolutely looses it today!! Right after we get into the NBA talk he snaps, too much damn RUM!! It's hilarious!!

Today's Topics:

LLWS:

MLB:

NCAA:

Piranha Hockey:

NBA:
KG-Tights

NFL/Poison Pill/Celebrations:

Jackhole of the Week!:

Click on the spinning football and enjoy the MADNESS!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 00:03:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-16</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-31</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>1573</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hammer absolutely looses it today!! Right after we get into the NBA talk he snaps, too much damn RUM!! It's hilarious!!

Today's Topics:

LLWS:

MLB:

NCAA:

Piranha Hockey:

NBA:
KG-Tights

NFL/Poison Pill/Celebrations:

Jackhole of the Week!:

Click on the spinning football and enjoy the MADNESS!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #6</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627146.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Vikings Chopper is better than a picture of Hammer in a Thong right?

Todays Topics:

Alfonso Soriano:

T.O.:
Seems like we can't not talk about his dumb ass. 

Tank Carter:

Vikings vs. Seahawks:
Hutchinson - Burleson

Vince Young:
Is he fast enough?

Shawn Kemp:
Comeback Kid? 

NCAA Update:
Did someone shoot Adam Morrison's dog? 

Jackhole of the Week? 

Click on the spinning football and ENJOY!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 19:44:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-18</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-26</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627146.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1743</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Vikings Chopper is better than a picture of Hammer in a Thong right?

Todays Topics:

Alfonso Soriano:

T.O.:
Seems like we can't not talk about his dumb ass. 

Tank Carter:

Vikings vs. Seahawks:
Hutchinson - Burleson

Vince Young:
Is he fast enough?

Shawn Kemp:
Comeback Kid? 

NCAA Update:
Did someone shoot Adam Morrison's dog? 

Jackhole of the Week? 

Click on the spinning football and ENJOY!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Zone 5 Sports - Hammer and OZ Talk NASCAR</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627147.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure why we're even doing this. Hoop and Hammer aren't NASCAR fans. But what the hell, obviously someone is!! And it's still entertaining to hear us beat up on The OZ about it. 

Enjoy, click on the spinning football. </description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:49:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-23</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627147.jpg"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Not sure why we're even doing this. Hoop and Hammer aren't NASCAR fans. But what the hell, obviously someone is!! And it's still entertaining to hear us beat up on The OZ about it. 

Enjoy, click on the spinning football. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #5</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627148.bmp" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're back after a week!! This is the Jackhole of the Week!!

Today's Topics:

NFL/T.O./Free Agency:

Bonds/MLB/World Baseball Classic/Selig:

NHL:

Piranha Hockey:

Boxing:

Best Rapper/MC:

Thong Bet: Jaromir Jagr 110pts.

Word association with the Hammer!!

As always, click on the spinning football and ENJOY!!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 19:25:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-16</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-19</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/enclosure/2006-03-19T11_25_58-08_00.mp3" length="29841536"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627148.bmp"/>
      <itunes:duration>2048</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We're back after a week!! This is the Jackhole of the Week!!

Today's Topics:

NFL/T.O./Free Agency:

Bonds/MLB/World Baseball Classic/Selig:

NHL:

Piranha Hockey:

Boxing:

Best Rapper/MC:

Thong Bet: Jaromir Jagr 110pts.

Word association with the Hammer!!

As always, click on the spinning football and ENJOY!!!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hammer is out sick - Jerry Burns Tirade!!</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627149.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hammer's sissy ass is out sick. So, I thought I'd hook you up with the Burns tirade one more time. It never gets old for me and hopefully doesn't for you. 

Hopefully we'll get a real show out there this week. That is if Hammer can clean the sand out of his Vagina. I think he's also spitting up Jihad!! 

Anyhow, click on the spinning football and ENJOY!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 20:28:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-12</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627149.jpg"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hammer's sissy ass is out sick. So, I thought I'd hook you up with the Burns tirade one more time. It never gets old for me and hopefully doesn't for you. 

Hopefully we'll get a real show out there this week. That is if Hammer can clean the sand out of his Vagina. I think he's also spitting up Jihad!! 

Anyhow, click on the spinning football and ENJOY!!</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Kirby Puckett 1960 - 2006</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627150.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A quick tribute to Kirby Puckett. The greatest Twin to ever play the game.
www.startribune.com

Our thoughts and prayers are with his family.

We also lost a co-worker this weekend and would like to pay respects to him and send condolences to his family.

William "Bill" Stolp  1971 - 2006

Click on the spinning football to play! </description>
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      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-03-07T16_44_25-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:44:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-06</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-08</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627150.jpg"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>A quick tribute to Kirby Puckett. The greatest Twin to ever play the game.
www.startribune.com

Our thoughts and prayers are with his family.

We also lost a co-worker this weekend and would like to pay respects to him and send condolences to his family.

William "Bill" Stolp  1971 - 2006

Click on the spinning football to play! </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #4</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627151.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I sincerely apologize. Hammer wanted to make sure this "Thong Bet" picture was posted. Yes he did loose the Thong Bet, but DAMN!!!! Did we really need to see this shit!!!?????? Oh yeah, and the Gopher is to recognize the Gopher's Hockey dominance, Mutha Fackoo's. 

Okay, back to business, short show. Today's Topics:

Kirby Puckett:

Team USA Basketball:

NFL CBA:

Minnesota Timberwolves:

Carl Eller:

Bonds In Drag:

Wonderlic Test:

Thong Bet, I think we did a couple?:

JackHole of the Week: Gene Upshaw and Paul Tagliabue. 







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      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-03-05T16_56_44-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 00:56:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-18</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-06</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/enclosure/2006-03-05T16_56_44-08_00.mp3" length="19675264"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627151.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>1349</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>I sincerely apologize. Hammer wanted to make sure this "Thong Bet" picture was posted. Yes he did loose the Thong Bet, but DAMN!!!! Did we really need to see this shit!!!?????? Oh yeah, and the Gopher is to recognize the Gopher's Hockey dominance, Mutha Fackoo's. 

Okay, back to business, short show. Today's Topics:

Kirby Puckett:

Team USA Basketball:

NFL CBA:

Minnesota Timberwolves:

Carl Eller:

Bonds In Drag:

Wonderlic Test:

Thong Bet, I think we did a couple?:

JackHole of the Week: Gene Upshaw and Paul Tagliabue. 







</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Midweek #3 - Tribute to Ricky Williams, Onterrio Smith, Rasheed Wallace......</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627152.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a musical tribute to the fools that can't stop smoking the Tweed to focus on their pro careers. You know who they are!!! I know Ricky might be innocent, but I'm putting this out there anyway!!

Oh yeah!! HAMMER lost the Thong Bet. So, he will be wearing a thong during our entire Podcast this week. 

As always, click on the spinning football and enjoy!!

We'll talk to you soon!</description>
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      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-03-01T11_19_03-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 19:19:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-03-01</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627152.jpg"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This is a musical tribute to the fools that can't stop smoking the Tweed to focus on their pro careers. You know who they are!!! I know Ricky might be innocent, but I'm putting this out there anyway!!

Oh yeah!! HAMMER lost the Thong Bet. So, he will be wearing a thong during our entire Podcast this week. 

As always, click on the spinning football and enjoy!!

We'll talk to you soon!</itunes:summary>
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    <item>
      <title>Hoop &amp;amp; Hammer Show #3</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627153.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's on! The Hammer is in full force tonight fella's!!

Today's topics, hopefully I remember exactly what the hell we talked about?:

Barry Bonds/Retirement/The Clear

Jerry Rice/Dancing with the Stars/WTF

Should college athletes be paid?:

NCAA Basketball Update from "Fear the Stache" guy!!

I think Hammer confesses to being the dude that threw the cup of ice at Ron Artest!!

And random rants! 

Enjoy, click the spinning football to listen. </description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:59:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-16</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-02-28</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/enclosure/2006-02-27T19_59_45-08_00.mp3" length="33380480"/>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627153.jpg"/>
      <itunes:duration>2290</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's on! The Hammer is in full force tonight fella's!!

Today's topics, hopefully I remember exactly what the hell we talked about?:

Barry Bonds/Retirement/The Clear

Jerry Rice/Dancing with the Stars/WTF

Should college athletes be paid?:

NCAA Basketball Update from "Fear the Stache" guy!!

I think Hammer confesses to being the dude that threw the cup of ice at Ron Artest!!

And random rants! 

Enjoy, click the spinning football to listen. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Hammer skipped out on Hoop!! </title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627154.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hammer skipped out on me today. So I made this song about him. It chronicles how he has become the man, or whatever, he is today. 

We should be back tomorrow night with a real show, sorry about the inconsistency. 

Also, I was making this while watching the T-Wolves game. I know some of the reporters are going to blow the whole KG ejection incident way out of proportion. Take it easy, it was an accident, and to all of you old writers - this is not a typical NBA player acting up!!!!

Click on the spinning football to play the bit and ENJOY!! </description>
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      <comments>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/entry/2006-02-26T15_49_45-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 23:49:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-09</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-02-26</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com</link>
      <dc:creator>Jason Hoopman</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,sports,talk</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:image href="http://zone5sports.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/8734/0x0_627154.jpg"/>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hammer skipped out on me today. So I made this song about him. It chronicles how he has become the man, or whatever, he is today. 

We should be back tomorrow night with a real show, sorry about the inconsistency. 

Also, I was making this while watching the T-Wolves game. I know some of the reporters are going to blow the whole KG ejection incident way out of proportion. Take it easy, it was an accident, and to all of you old writers - this is not a typical NBA player acting up!!!!

Click on the spinning football to play the bit and ENJOY!! </itunes:summary>
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